This might just be the most unflattering selfie I have ever taken, let alone posted. I did indeed use a filter to bring out extra detail so it would be even more unflattering. Please note that I have carefully positioned my arm so that my breasts are hanging completely free. This situation, where the breast tissue gets a bit thin - this can happen when a very full-busted person loses weight. (Sometimes I call it banana boobs. Or National Geographic tits. I am so mean!) I was deeply ambivalent about the possibility of this happening to me, and my mixed feelings almost made me sabotage my progress completely. However, as it turns out, getting laid a whole lot can really soothe a lady’s anxieties about her droopy boobs situation. Perhaps sometime in the future I will decide to get them lifted… but more likely I’ll spend that money on a nude cruise. Being nude is totally paleo, you guys!
Well, whatever. This is what my bosom looks like when I bend over and there’s no scaffolding to hold the stuff in place. It’s not exactly centerfold material, and yet this is reality, my actual body at 44 years old. Dwell in reality, my sweeties, dwell in reality.